Or that fancy footwork can still impress?
Here are the five stories that sparked the strongest reactions from PEOPLE.com readers this week, from happy, sad, laugh out loud, and angry – to wow.
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Pamela Anderson even beat Prince George when it came to reader love this week. Anderson's feat: taking her hair in a new direction – shorter. Bye, bye, tumbling locks; hello, pixie cut ... and the ING New York City Marathon, which Anderson ran on Sunday.
Readers felt the earth move under their feet when they observed the Ohio State Marching Band moonwalking in a Michael Jackson tribute to mark the 25th anniversary of his Bad album. See to believe.
Katharine McPhee, star of the canceled Smash, "didn't mean for anyone to be hurt" by her kissing married director Michael Morris, but readers didn't care for her action one bit, according to their registered reactions.
Sadness surrounded an announcement that came this week from a rep for Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr: "After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation."
Randall Burns's 3-year-old daughter was captured at a dance recital doing her own interpretive dance that wasn't quite in step to the music. Nevermind, the adorable little girl was hysterical, and a star was born.
And check back again next week for another must-read roundup. Until then, see what readers are reacting to every day by clicking here.