What Your Favorite Britney Spears Says About You

12/02/2013 at 06:00 PM EST

Britney Spears Vegas: What Your Favorite Britney Says About You
The cover of Britney Jean, Britney Spears's eighth studio album
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We're entering a new stage of Britney. In December, the pop princess is embarking on a two-year Vegas residency, soon after the release of her eighth studio album and 13th fragrance, as well as the recent occasion of her 32nd birthday.

This is just the latest in a long line of identities for Spears, who has reinvented herself through more than a decade of pop-chart turbulence. As she settles down into what seems like a comfortable maturity, let's look back at all of her previous incarnations to find out what your favorite Britney says about you.

Mouseketeer Britney

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T. J. Fantini, Tate Lynche, Ryan Gosling, Nikki Deloach, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake of The All New Mickey Mouse Club

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Like J.D. Salinger, you are fascinated with youth and innocence. There's something excitingly pure about raw potential, you say, before it gets muddied and compromised by real-world experience. Plus, you think it's totally adorable that a bunch of super-famous people all hung out together as kids.

Schoolgirl Britney

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Britney Spears in the "...Baby One More Time" music video

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You have very deep feelings about sex, God and guilt, and equally deep feelings about your own abs. Pom poms, pigtails, and Halloween costumes are "your thing," and you just can't seem to get over your first love, Justin. Oops ... Jesus. You did it again!



Love Slave Britney

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Britney Spears performs at the 2001 MTV Video Music Awards

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U type like Prince 4 no real reason. Your Facebook picture was taken in a foreign country. You don't understand why other people are always so afraid of things. Planes are just buses in the sky. Sharks are just fish with bigger teeth. Snakes are just scarves that can move.

K-Fed Britney

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Kevin Federline and Britney Spears at the MGM Grand Garden in Las Vegas, 2004

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A lot of people say they believe in love, but you really believe in love. You like all kinds of love – unrequited love, puppy love, made-for-each-other love – but what really gets you going is over-the-top, messy, chaotic love. Screaming fights and broken glasses: Who says love isn't perfect just because it doesn't last?

Blackout Britney

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Britney Spears performs during the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards

John Shearer / WireImage

You have a favorite Marilyn Monroe quote. You've gotten into the habit of calling yourself a "hot mess" every Sunday morning and now you do it even when you're not hungover. There are more types of wine in your apartment than there are vegetables. You've shared every single Buzzfeed article about "life in your late 20s" – some of them twice.

Judging Britney

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L.A. Reid, Britney Spears, Demi Lovato and Simon Cowell on The X Factor

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You have a love/hate relationship with an older British man. He may be your father. He may be your co-worker. He may be your boss. What you need to know, in any case, is that his opinion does not matter. Not to you, not to anyone.

Space-Age Britney

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Britney Spears in the "Scream & Shout" music video

Courtesy Britney Spears

You love accents. Always have. When you talk in your normal voice, you're small and vulnerable, a nothing person. Put on a voice, though, and everything changes. You're the life of the party, pouring drinks, making friends, shooting finger-guns. You wouldn't have to do this if you were born somewhere else, you think. Then the accent would be your normal voice.

Mama Britney

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Singer Britney Spears, son Sean Federline (R) and son Jayden Federline (L) arrive at the Los Angeles premiere of Smurfs 2

Jon Kopaloff / FilmMagic

Soccer mom meets super hero? That's you, alright. Everything always works out in the end, because you have faith and purpose. Sure, there will be ups and downs, but those struggles ultimately show you what's really important – focus on them, and you'll be alright.

Vegas Britney

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Britney Spears, 2013

Courtesy Britney Spears

You love glitz. You love glamor. You love a spectacle. And most of all, you love things you haven't seen yet, with an unwavering faith that they will be great. A little trust is a good thing.

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