Kylie, 16, and Kendall, 18, stopped by Chelsea Lately on Wednesday night to give the scoop on their parents' separation, their famous sisters – everything but their love lives.
"You don't talk?" host Chelsea Handler pressed. "It's in the papers everywhere, what do you mean?"
The reality stars kept their poker faces on, neither confirming nor denying rumors that Kendall is dating One Direction heartthrob (and Taylor Swift ex) Harry Styles and Kylie is seeing Will Smith's son Jaden.
Kendall and Kylie did talk about their parents' marital troubles: Bruce and Kris Jenner announced their split in October after 22 years of marriage.
"It sucks not having a dad living with you, but I talk to him every day," Kendall said.
Added Kylie: "We hang out all the time."
The sisters seem more concerned about their dad's styling choices. Bruce, 64, has been rocking a ponytail, something Handler was quick to criticize.
"We've been trying to get rid of it, but he loves it," Kendall explained. "My brothers are surfer boys. I feel like he's trying to be like my brothers."
As for Handler's favorite Kardashian? The bawdy comedian called "sarcastic" Khloé Kardashian her favorite, and the Jenners agreed that she holds a special place in their hearts.
Khloé, 29, used to babysit the girls when they were younger and is still their go-to disciplinarian. Kendall and Kylie said even they find Khloé – newly single after her very public breakup with basketball player Lamar Odom – scarier than their mom.
"If I do something wrong and I see her name on my phone, I'm just like ahhh," Kylie joked.
Season 9 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians premieres Jan. 19 on E!.