"Sad Keanu" is a meme that emerged when a paparazzo snapped a picture of a somewhat unkempt-looking Keanu Reeves eating a sandwich by himself on a bench in May 2010. The picture was quickly disseminated with various captions and the titles "Sad Keanu" or "Keanu is sad." A since-removed website featured Sad Keanu Photoshopped into other situations.
Enter 3D printing marketplace Shapeways, which previously created a Doge action figure. They've introduced a "Sad Keanu" action figure in two sizes ... though really, "inaction figure" may be a better name.
Click here to purchase your own Sad Keanu figure.