"I do standup comedy called 'An Evening With Jason Alexander and His Hair,'" Alexander explained to Ferguson. "The hair has billing and an agent and I had to wear it on your show."
"It cost a bloody fortune," he added.
But there are much more pressing questions concerning the Seinfeld star's anatomy we should all be aware of. Shortly after his appearance on Ferguson's show, Alexander Tweeted this out:
and before you all start ragging on my rug - let me say this, my nipples are fake, too. I don't care to discuss it further.— jason alexander (@IJasonAlexander) February 12, 2014
Good to know.