Taylor Swift Pokes Fun at Dating History in ACM Awards Video
03/15/2014 AT 11:00 AM EDT
The 24-year-old singer pokes fun at her storied dating history in a "For Your Consideration" clip for the Academy of Country Music Awards, airing April 6 on CBS. Though she's nominated in five categories, Swift proves she should really win for "Most Adorably Self-Aware YouTube Submission."
In the video, Swift fields a call from label boss Scott Borchetta, telling the man who discovered her, "You know what, I actually am in the middle of something right now, it's just pretty pressing. But can you hold on one second?"
As Borchetta waits patiently, Swift puts her iPhone down in favor of an array of girly activities: painting her nails, playing with her cat ("Who's a pretty kitty? You are!") and, of course, gossiping about boys.
"Like, are they getting married?" a pal gripes about an ex who has moved on.
"That's a little fast, and I'm saying that," Swift responds, winking at her speedy courtships with stars like John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Conor Kennedy and Harry Styles.
Watch Swift's hilarious video below.