With the controversy large enough to garner its own CollegeHumor parody, the male-nudity question has become the first topic of discussion any time a Game of Thrones actor is interviewed anywhere.
And now star Kit Harington is speaking out, saying it would be fair for the men on the show to disrobe as much as their lady counterparts.
In an interview with GQ, Harington discusses the nudity clause in his contract, which mandates that he bare his flesh every time the script requires it.
"It's only right, if you're going to make a show where nudity and sex is a large part of it," the Pompeii star told the magazine, "that you be a part of that."
Unfortunately, Harington wasn't able to show off his own body in that infamous cave scene with costar (and real-life ex) Rose Leslie: "When it came down to [film] it I had a broken ankle, so the only time you saw my a--, it wasn't my a--."
As for the obvious next question, Harington has stayed mum so far.
"I wouldn't say I'd be happy about [showing my penis]," he explained. "It would have to be ... well deserved."
For now, it looks like the show's fans will just have to content themselves with tumblr for their male cheesecake needs.
Game of Thrones returns for its fourth season April 6.