Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Joke About Their Real-Life Engagement on Two and a Half Men
04/06/2014 AT 03:20 PM EDT
In a clip from Mila Kunis's guest appearance on Two and a Half Men, the mom-to-be jokes with Ashton Kutcher about their real-life relationship.
Playing Vivian, a woman who shows up on the doorstep of Walden's Malibu beachhouse, Kunis jokes, "I bet you only date hot actresses."
"God, no. I'd never date an actress. They're all crazy," her fiancé responds.
"I don't get this whole fascination with celebrities, anyway," says Kunis, who's expecting the couple's first child later this year. "Who cares who's dating whom or who's engaged to who or who has a sex tape that no one will ever, ever see?"
The episode airs Thursday, at 9:30 p.m. ET, on CBS.