Shaquille O'Neal is on LinkedIn, and his profile is real and fantastic.
That is all.
Shaq's position is listed as "Owner, A lot of companies." Under "experience," he's written that "my best asset is that I am proven to lead teams to championships. I mean multiple championships."
Slate reached out to Turner Sports, which confirmed that this is actually O'Neal's profile, meaning that you can connect with Shaq, endorse him (for the aforementioned skillz), or recommend him.
We bet he's also a highly motivated multitasker who can't wait to see what he can bring to your company.