Impresario Jack Gordon, ex-husband of LaToya Jackson, has so far in his career represented Paula Jones and Lorena and John Wayne Bobbitt. Gordon's latest client? Elvis Presley Jr., the alleged illegitimate son of the King. The New York Post reports Elvis II is coming to Manhattan later this month. His entourage includes a six-piece band and four showgirls who magically "change a person into a dog," an acrobatic bird that feigns dying and another bird that sings "Why Do Fools Fall in Love?" Elvis Jr. "sounds much more like his purported father than he resembles him," says the Post, which thinks Gordon has a bigger moneymaker in the birds.

Additional reporting by Ivory Clinton II and Sean Griffin.