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Fat elderly men, by British stores, to play Santa. "We just cannot find any suitable actors who are still, shall we say, on the porky side," said a spokesman for the Ministry of Fun entertainment agency, which books jolly old men to play Father Christmas. "All the applicants seem to live on salads and look after their bodies."
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