BORN: Actress Jenny McCarthy, 29, and her husband of two years, TV director John Asher, 31, welcomed their first child, a boy named Evan Joseph Asher, on Saturday at an undisclosed location, a spokesman has told the Associated Press. The baby weighed 7 lbs., 13 ozs., and, like his mother, is in good health, says the rep . . . ENTERED: Sidney Waite, 39, a Canadian charged with aggravated harassment of Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, 44, pleaded guilty in Manhattan Criminal Court Tuesday and promised to leave the former First Daughter alone, reports The New York Times. He was ordered out of town or else face a year behind bars. Waite was arrested on May 5 outside Kennedy's Upper East Side building (she was not home at the time) after he tried to get in -- only the building doorman recognized his name from the pile of letter and packages with which Waite had allegedly bombarded Kennedy Schlossberg . . . IMPROVED: Jerry Lewis, 76, returned to his Las Vegas home Tuesday after a brief hospital stay for doctors to check on the veteran comic's surgically implanted device in his lower abdomen designed to ease chronic back pain from years of pratfalls, a spokeswoman told Reuters. She went on to say that Lewis is currently writing a book about his turbulent collaboration with late partner Dean Martin and preparing for the next Muscular Dystrophy telethon slated for this Memorial Day . . . DENIED: New York Mets catcher Mike Piazza, 33, stated before a media contingent prior to his team's Tuesday night 4-0 loss to the Phillies, "I'm not gay. I'm heterosexual . . . I can't control what people think. I can say I'm heterosexual. I date women. I don't see a need to address it any further." Rumors of Piazza's sexuality had been swirling around the ball player for sometime, noted the New York Post.