–Halle Berry, to Oprah Winfrey, about her feelings after two failed marriages
• "It takes people about a second to say, 'Don't I know you? Have I seen you at a party?' "
– Saved!'s Macaulay Culkin, on having a familiar face after being a child star
• "(He said) that I'm screaming hot? I think his body is a wonderland and tell him thank you, thank you, thank you!"
– ER's Maura Tierney, after being told that musician John Mayer called her "screaming hot"
• "I'm a short, bald, over-the-hill figure skater who had to negotiate his high school diploma. You think I'm going to impart wisdom?"
– Olympian Scott Hamilton, to the graduates of New York's Ithaca College
• "I saw that movie Turner & Hooch at least 50 times. It took all my guts to go up to him. I was like, 'Can I have a picture?' He said, 'Are you kidding? I have my camera, too.' It was cool. It was like, 'Wow!' "
– Tennis champ Serena Williams, on meeting Tom Hanks at the Cannes Film Festival
• "I love taking road trips and thought it would be fun to invite Superman along for the ride. I'm sure he misses a lot of scenic spots when flying at superspeed."
– Jerry Seinfeld, who costars with the superhero in online short films and TV commercials
• "I have tons of moms come up to me. They're like, 'Thank you for not dressing like Britney Spears.' I'm just like, 'No problem!' "
– Avril Lavigne
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– Indie darling Jake Gyllenhaal, on starring in the big-budget flick The Day After Tomorrow
