Celebs' Running Mates

08/19/2004 at 04:00 PM EDT

Natalie Portman: "Oprah. She is just so smart, together and loving. She'd be wonderful."

Andy Richter: "Paris Hilton, because she'd have some new DVD coming out right before the election."

Diana DeGarmo: "Hilary Duff and I would take on the election. Us young'uns are coming up in the world. Our slogan would be, 'You Can Trust Us.' "

Edie Falco: "Meryl Streep. She's so brilliant and well-informed."

Kyle MacLachlan: "Tiger Woods, because he could help me with my golf game."

Andy Dick: "Queen Latifah. She's just classy."

Kelly Ripa: Mario Cuomo. I just love him. I'd choose him for anything.

Mo'Nique: "Jamie Foxx would by my VP, 'cause he's sexy. I need something good to look at when I'm making tough decisions. And as President, if my Vice President is not a looker, I might make the wrong decision."

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Jack Osbourne: "In all honesty, Marilyn Manson. Because he is one of the smartest, most intelligent men I've ever met. He appears to be this nutcase, but he's got his s--- together. He's a good friend."