• "It's a very thin line between (being) a romantic and a stalker, and the things that happen in the movies, I learned very quickly, don't always work in real life."
– National Treasure star and newlywed Nicolas Cage, on courting carefully
• "I come from hardy stock. I'm Southern. That must have something to do with it."
– Julia Roberts, on being spared morning sickness, shortly before giving birth to twins Hazel and Phinnaeus Moder
• "For years, Warren has dreamed of attending these awards. Unfortunately, not as a Kennedy honoree, but as President of the United States."
– Jack Nicholson, introducing award recipient Warren Beatty at the Kennedy Center Honors
• "The man is a crock pot of different things … He led one of the most exciting, insane lives I've ever read in my life, and I just had to play him."
– Leonardo DiCaprio, on Howard Hughes, whom he portrays in the biopic The Aviator
• "Everything J.Lo's been offered, she could have had."
– Dustin Hoffman, joking about roles his Meet the Fockers costar Barbra Streisand has turned down
• "Mr. President. Because they have to call you by that name. If you check in as John President, they'll call you up and say, 'Mr. President?' "
– Ocean's Twelve star Matt Damon, on his favorite hotel alias
• "We were at a restaurant and I just lifted up my shirt. And he fell off the stool."
– George Clooney, on surprising costar Damon with his 30-lb. weight gain for Syrianna, their next film together
• "Thanks for all that I have learned from you. That has been my richest reward."
– Tom Brokaw, to viewers as he signed off as anchor of NBC's Nightly News
• "Welcome to the neighborhood.''
– CBS anchor Dan Rather, to Brokaw's replacement, Brian Williams
• "Paris Hilton has announced that she has created a new perfume. Like Hilton, the perfume will be found in bedrooms everywhere."
– Conan O'Brien
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