Oh Mama! Jessica Simpson's Most Outrageous Pregnancy Quotes

From wiener nausea to slutty brownies, check out the mom-of-two's jaw-dropping one-liners

TROUBLE AFOOT

"I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!"
– on how she'd react if her daughter inherited her fiancé's love of sports, to Elle