Oh Mama! Jessica Simpson's Most Outrageous Pregnancy Quotes

From her "slutty brownie" cravings to her "biggest O ever," check out her jaw-dropping one-liners

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Updated: Friday Apr 06, 2012 | 02:00 PM EDT By: Jenisha Watts

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"I was just like, 'Why do I feel guilty about going to have cocktails with my friends? Maybe I should just pee on a stick!'"
– on suspecting she was pregnant, to Jay Leno