Oh Mama! Jessica Simpson's Most Outrageous Pregnancy Quotes

From wiener nausea to slutty brownies, check out the mom-of-two's jaw-dropping one-liners

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"I was just like, 'Why do I feel guilty about going to have cocktails with my friends? Maybe I should just pee on a stick!'"
– on suspecting she was pregnant, to Jay Leno