Oh Mama! Jessica Simpson's Most Outrageous Pregnancy Quotes

From wiener nausea to slutty brownies, check out the mom-of-two's jaw-dropping one-liners


"I just started calling myself 'Swamp A–.' Like, I have swamp a– right now. I had major swamp a– because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut … It's like the bayou up in that region."
– on her new nickname, to The Tonight Show's Jay Leno