Oh Mama! Jessica Simpson's Most Outrageous Pregnancy Quotes

From wiener nausea to slutty brownies, check out the mom-of-two's jaw-dropping one-liners

  • NOT-SO-LUCKY STRIKE photo | Jessica Simpson, Jimmy Kimmel

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Updated: Sunday Jun 30, 2013 | 06:00 PM EDT By: Jenisha Watts

NOT-SO-LUCKY STRIKE

"I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha."
– on carrying her baby girl, to Jimmy Kimmel