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Updated: Sunday Jun 30, 2013 | 06:00 PM EDT
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"It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!"– Jessica Simpson, on wanting to deliver daughter Maxwell soon, to PEOPLE
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