Photo SpecialThe Week's 10 Best Celeb Quotes

"I always put one of them in charge. If they bring a little group of guys over to the house to have a pool party or whatever, I just say, 'Dude, what's your name?' and he says, 'Uh, Cinjun.' I say, 'Cinjun, you're in charge. If anything happens to one of my daughters, I'm coming to you first, and then I'm going to kill all your friends right in front of you, and you'll be last.' Cinjun, if you're listening to this ..."

– Bruce Willis, on his method for keeping his three daughters safe from teenage boys

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