Photo SpecialThis Week's 10 Best Celeb Quotes

"She intimated that she'd be open to being on the show if we think of a funny idea. Chances are, when we get back to her, she'd be saving an African country. Hopefully she'll have her priorities straight and do our show instead."

– Sarah Silverman, on Angelina Jolie expressing an interest in appearing on Comedy Central's The Sarah Silverman Program, to USA Today