The Week's 10 Best Celeb Quotes

George Clooney and Jon Stewart prep their Oscar jokes, plus more from Heidi Klum, Ryan Seacrest and other stars

"Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they're gonna sell 10-million plus."
Spencer Pratt, on gal pal Heidi Montag's new album, to PEOPLE



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