10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Ben takes a swipe at a "doughy" Matt, plus more from Mary-Kate Olsen, Derek Jeter and other stars

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"Smile on my face, the loving embrace....but instead I'll punch you in the face."
– Tila Tequila, writing a poem on her MySpace page – presumably about Kristy Morgan – after being jilted on her show by the A Shot at Love 2 contestant