10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Russell asks Britney to pinch him, baby, one more time, plus more from Michael Phelps, Selena Gomez and other stars

"It looks like I'm wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick. My character's name is now Winter Solstice and I'm a hooker with a heart of gold. Jason is my floral carrying pimp, while Kate is my first trick!"
Dane Cook, listing 10 things he doesn't like about the poster for his new movie, My Best Friend's Girl, on his MySpace blog