10 Funniest Celeb Quotes This Week

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"A little part of me was thinking, 'Grab her boobs!'"
– MTV Video Music Awards host Russell Brand, revealing what was on his mind while meeting Queen Elizabeth, on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

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