10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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"So I invite the media to grow a pair. And if you can't, I will lend you mine."
– Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton, urging the press to question the credentials of GOP veep candidate Sarah Palin (played by Tina Fey), in a comedy skit on Saturday Night Live