10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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"Thanks to the person for whom this whole video was made: Jimmy Kimmel, who broke my heart – ohh, who'll always have a place in my heart."
– Sarah Silverman, calling out her ex, for whom the music video "I'm F–ing Matt Damon" was made, while accepting the Creative Arts Emmy for best original music