10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Shia wants a date with Diane, plus more from Jessica Simpson, Dane Cook and other stars

  •  photo | Jessica Simpson

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Updated: Friday Sep 19, 2008 | 06:00 AM EDT

"You can get into an elevator and actually pass gas, and people still won't smell it."
Jessica Simpson, on the wonders of her new perfume Fancy, on Rachael Ray