10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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  •  photo | Ricky Gervais

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Updated: Friday Sep 19, 2008 | 06:00 AM EDT

"My cat, my salamander – three things you said? – and one of the twins.'"
Ricky Gervais, recalling his deadpan answer when previously asked to name the three things he would save if his house were on fire, on Live on Regis and Kelly

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