10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Shia wants a date with Diane, plus more from Jessica Simpson, Dane Cook and other stars

"You got the kids and, uh, a great ass."
David Letterman, sneaking in a compliment to Mary-Louise Parker, on The Late Show

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