10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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Updated: Friday Sep 19, 2008 | 06:00 AM EDT

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"My cat, my salamander – three things you said? – and one of the twins.'"
– Ricky Gervais, recalling his deadpan answer when previously asked to name the three things he would save if his house were on fire, on Live on Regis and Kelly