10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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  •  photo | Ashton Kutcher

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Updated: Friday Apr 17, 2009 | 06:00 AM EDT

"If I beat CNN to a million followers, I will literally go and ding-dong-ditch Ted Turner's house while I'm in Atlanta."
Ashton Kutcher, setting off a competition between the actor and CNN's Breaking News Twitter feed to be the first to reach one million followers, on YouTube.com