10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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Updated: Friday Dec 18, 2009 | 06:00 AM EST By: Christie LaRusso

"My Kermie is nothing like [Tiger]. I just want to say, he would never do anything untoward moi, but, if he did, you can rest assured there'd be a hole in one, and he'd be the one!"
Miss Piggy, chiming in on the Tiger Woods scandal during a sit-down on The Wendy Williams Show

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