D'oh! John Mayer's Top 5 Cringe-Worthy Moments

From sharing between-the-sheets secrets to letting it all hang out in a mankini, the guitarist earns an 'A' in TMI

5. NO SHRUBS

Is someone a big U2 fan? John Mayer recently told Rolling Stone that he's looking for someone with "the Joshua Tree of vaginas," where he can "camp out ... for a weekend." To paraphrase Bono, guess he "still hasn't found what he's looking for."