Oh My Posh! Victoria Beckham's 10 Funniest Quotes

She's fiercely camp, seriously stylish and in on the joke – celebrate Posh's 36th birthday (April 17) with her trademark sense of humor

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"All white flowers at a wedding always look lovely but, for heaven's sake, don't include carnations – they are far too petrol station for your special day."
– her advice to brides-to-be in her style guide, That Extra Half an Inch