10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Jimmy Kimmel blames the eight for Kate Gosselin's Dancing fate, plus more from Tina Fey, Oprah and other stars

"I know I'm A-list because I went to Burger King yesterday and the fat girl behind the register put an extra whopper with cheese in my bag and two extra apple pies and then she winked at me. That's when you know you're at the top…"
Tracy Morgan, illustrating his celebrity status on The Daily Show