10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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Updated: Friday May 28, 2010 | 06:00 AM EDT By: Christie LaRusso and Karen J. Quan

"Where's your sense of humor tonight?"
Sarah Ferguson, making light of her latest royal scandal with a joke at a launch party for her new line of children's books, to PEOPLE

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