10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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"Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don't have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult. But, if she's going to marry me, she's going to bloody learn how to cook."
– British comic Russell Brand, on turning fiancée Katy Perry into wife material, to Parade magazine