10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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"Steve Carrell, star of The Office, will hold your hand, say your name and simulate an orgasm. I couldn't begin to put a value on that…That's how he got his job on the Daily Show."
– Jon Stewart, auctioning off the talent of his former evening show correspondent to raise money during the live auction segment of Stewart's Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert For Autism Education