10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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  •  photo | Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer

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Updated: Friday Jan 28, 2011 | 06:00 AM EST By: Christie LaRusso

"He said...'Somebody stole my car and ran it off a cliff last night.' Normally, you would not believe that from somebody...but from Charlie Sheen you believe that, because that happened to him. Twice!"
Jon Cryer, on his trouble-prone Two and a Half Men costar, on Conan