10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Jersey Shore's Pauly D may not be cut out for this Italian job, plus more from George Clooney, Jessica Simpson and other stars

"He said...'Somebody stole my car and ran it off a cliff last night.' Normally, you would not believe that from somebody...but from Charlie Sheen you believe that, because that happened to him. Twice!"
Jon Cryer, on his trouble-prone Two and a Half Men costar, on Conan

Sign up for our daily newsletter and other special offers.
    Choose your newsletters
Thank you for signing up! Your request may take up to one week to be processed.
    see all newsletters