Dancing with the Stars: Our Dream CastWhy Kristin Cavallari, Charlie Sheen, Patrick Schwarzenegger and more stars should hit the ballroom when season 13 begins Sept. 19

CHARLIE SHEEN

Age: 45
Occupation: Actor
Why he should dance: Love him or hate him, Sheen's a one-man show. If the actor brings his shenanigans ("tiger blood," "Adonis DNA," "fire-breathing fists") to the ballroom, we'll all be "winning."