Dancing with the Stars: Our Dream CastWhy Kristin Cavallari, Charlie Sheen, Patrick Schwarzenegger and more stars should hit the ballroom when season 13 begins Sept. 19


Age: 48
Occupation: Comedian
Why he should dance: We've always wondered if his arms would burst into flames if they were forced into sleeves. We'd love for the comedian formerly known as Daniel Lawrence Whitney to trade his banged-up ball cap for something shiny, go from redneck to red-hot dancer and "git-r-done" in the ballroom.