10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Charlize Theron wants to costar with Michael's "Fass-member," plus more from Jessica Simpson, Sofia Vergara and other stars

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"I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha. I have a lot of amniotic fluid so whenever my water breaks, it'll be like a fire hydrant."
– Jessica Simpson, sharing another TMI tidbit about her pregnancy, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!