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Will Ferrell: His Most Quotable Roles

In celebration of the announcement of Anchorman 2, look back at the comedian's most hilarious characters

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Quotable Quote: "If you've got a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat!"
Who wears short shorts? Just Ferrell as Jackie Moon, the misguided Flint, Mich., owner/coach/star player of a struggling basketball team who does questionable things like fighting bears to draw an audience – bears that get loose in the arena and threaten to kill the audience.