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OHHHHJEAH!!!

Dater: Ryan Lochte
Looking for: A girl who can properly pronounce jeah
Interests: Swimming, kicking back with the Lochterage, designing shoes, things that are gold
Turnoffs: Laziness, ladies afraid of getting a little chlorine in their hair, bad kissers
Favorite hotspot: The Olympic Games
Potential matches: Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer Lawrence
My motto: "I don't really have a set preference," he told PEOPLE in April. "I feel like I give any girl a fighting chance."