Stars of the Year

From Jessica and Johnny to Mary-Kate and Ashley ... and all the way to The O.C., meet the most talked-about celebs of 2003.

BEST TRAP FOR CITY MICE

In FOX's hilarious reality spin on Green Acres, two fabulously rich girls – Paris Hilton (hotel heiress, reluctant Internet porn star, left) and Nicole Richie (Lionel's kid) – spent 30 days suffering in rural Arkansas and stumbled from one heartland horror to the next. It was as if Old McDonald had decided to remake Clueless.