Globe Nominees: What Were They Thinking?

Take a peek at wince-worthy star looks from Golden Globes past.

TULLE TERRIBLE

At the 1999 Golden Globes, Portia de Rossi opted for a tacky taffeta-and-tulle Valentino ball gown that made the former Ally McBeal star look positively pouffy. "The minute I stepped into it, I felt like a fairy princess," she told PEOPLE. "So graceful and elegant, yet grand and opulent too." Um, okay ...