Why not just call it Everybody Loves Oprah? The talk-show host opened her 19th season Sept. 13 with 276 new biggest fans – and her most successful debut since 1996 – by giving each studio audience member a Pontiac G6. But the grand gesture prompted CNN host Anderson Cooper to quip: "Hey Oprah, thanks for making all the rest of us on television look like pikers. I guess we know what we can do with our tote bags and our laminated posters now."