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CHEDDAR 'BEY' BISCUITS (A LA RED LOBSTER)

The Song: "Formation"
The Lyric: We can't repeat it here, but it involves rewarding, erm, good behavior with access to endless seafood platters.
The Recipe: Everyone knows the main reason to go to Red Lobster is the cheddar bay biscuits, and this version ups the ante by adding bacon. Driver, roll up the partition please…we're gonna need some alone time with these.